If you’ve been in this game long enough, you’ve probably already done the cleaner gauntlet. You’ve met the ozone machine. It rolls in like a SWAT team, promises to “sterilize” the room, and then somehow detonates whatever mold-conjugate nonsense (looking at you, HT!) was quietly lurking. The air goes from “kinda iffy” to “why does my face feel like it’s on fire” in no time flat. You’ve also done the wholesome DIY era. Borax in hot water, because the internet said so. And look
